TOURIST COMMANDMENTS
1. THOU SHALL NOT EXPECT TO FIND THINGS AS THOU HAST THEM AT HOME, FOR THOU HAST LEFT HOME TO FIND THINGS DIFFERENT.
2. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE ANYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY, FOR A CAREFREE MIND IS THE BEGINNING OF A FINE HOLIDAY.
3. THOU SHALT NOT LEFT OTHER TOURISTS GET ON THY NERVES, FOR THOU ART PAYING GOOD MONEY TO ENJOY THYSELF.
4. REMEMBER THAT IF WE HAD BEEN EXPECTED TO STAY IN ONE PLACE, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN CREATED WITH ROOTS.
5. REMEMBER TO TAKE ONLY HALF CLOTHES THOU THINKS THOU NEEDS AND TWICE THE MONEY.
6. KNOW AT ALL TIMES WHERE THY PASSPORT IS,
FOR A PERSON WITHOUT A PASSPORT IS A PERSON WITHOUT A COUNTRY.
7. THOU SHALT NOT WORRY, FOR HE THAT WORRIETH HATH NO PLEASURE FEW THINGS ARE EVER FATAL.
8. WHEN IN ROME, THOU SHALT BE PREPARED TO DO SOMEWHAT AS THE ROMANS DO.
9. THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE THE PEOPLE OF A COUNTRY BY THE ONE PERSON WHO HAST GIVEN THEE TROUBLE.
10. REMEMBER THOU ART A GUEST IN OTHER LANDS, AND HE THAT TREATETH THIS HOST WITH RESPECT SHALL BE HONOURED.